My father fell for a scam and now he made a facebook
Dad: Well I'm gonna put God as a friend. *adds some random guy with the name God*Me: *Rolls eyes*
Dad: And My wife. Who else is better friend than my wife *types my mom's name*
Me: Dad, you can only add her if she has a Facebook account, you can't just type her name and expect her pic to appear out of nowhere.
All because of some stupid "Win a million dollars" contest.
” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “
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When someone walks slower than me:
omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
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When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
That guy looks like Toro…
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