If you ever feel stupid just remember that an estimated 4% of Americans believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies.
Me: *Rolls eyes*
Dad: And My wife. Who else is better friend than my wife *types my mom's name*
Me: Dad, you can only add her if she has a Facebook account, you can't just type her name and expect her pic to appear out of nowhere.
All because of some stupid "Win a million dollars" contest.