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Kike Duh

This is a site for me to post what I'm thinking. Music. Jokes. Sex. Emotions. Funny moments, sad moments, moments for thinking and pondering. MY LIFE. MY moments. MY random moments.
Live them with me
Or Read them, whatever you want, as long as you don't judge them or fucked them up fine by me bitches.
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Bitches nonanon is temporary; still, enjoy bombarding my ask.
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I do not own anything posted on this blog unless I state so otherwise. All credit goes to the rightful owners, if you feel something has been poorly credited, bitch calm the fuck down, and politely tell me via ask you whore. Anything I have watermarked is 100% my shit and should always be reblogged, not reposted. No copyright infringement intended.

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Nothing I love more than my Big Floral Rideable Cupcake

Nothing I love more than my Big Floral Rideable Cupcake


Forever a Lettuce

Cuz I’m too skinny to be a potato.


Hipster pic of the night. Ft. Goldn-Haze

Hipster pic of the night. Ft. Goldn-Haze


2 notes | reblog | 6 months ago

I put a shuffle button in my tumblr. Now it’s just like an Ipod. almost 95% of what comes up I hate it lol. Feel free to use it :P


I post Funny picture- 10 notes
Some posts random Pinapple picture- 68,750 notes

(Source: kikeduh)



I have no idea what the fuck this is, but rebbloging anyways

I have no idea what the fuck this is, but rebbloging anyways

(Source: cameos)


7,262 notes | reblog | 1 year ago

WTF IS HAPPENING TO AMANDA BYNES

Like first she takes this really weird pics of her and now this, that girl needs to 180° her life


1 note | reblog | 1 year ago

"I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me… indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities… before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.
[pause]
Are you gonna slap me now?"

-

(Source: kikeduh)


1 note | reblog | 1 year ago

My father fell for a scam and now he made a facebook

Dad: Well I'm gonna put God as a friend. *adds some random guy with the name God*
Me: *Rolls eyes*
Dad: And My wife. Who else is better friend than my wife *types my mom's name*
Me: Dad, you can only add her if she has a Facebook account, you can't just type her name and expect her pic to appear out of nowhere.
All because of some stupid "Win a million dollars" contest.

OMG I REACH MY 15000 POST!

I liked to thank my Laptop and my Ipod for sticking with me for more than 4 years. I would also like to thank

  • My friends
  • My other friends that are not friends but since you don’t want to sound rude you call them “friend”s
  • that friend
  • Natalia
  • Sammy
  • Melisa
  • that one bitch
  • My dog
  • My granma’s dog
  • My ex’s dog
  • That dog across the street
  • That that that’s not that but that that is actually a dog
  • Wikipedia
  • Google
  • Every single porn tab I’ve open since I got here
  • UPR libraries for being so “nice” to us when we use tumblr
  • "We were all rooting for you! I was rooting for you! How dare you!"
  • and Oprah

some gifs I have save over these years:

ay no kiero maybe later

You may now continue with ur regular stuff

(Source: kikeduh)


2 notes | reblog | 1 year ago

Nailing is easy

1. Seduce guy in any place

2. Open Legs.

3. Enjoy.

4. Repeat 3 till you’re tired.

Told you they were great advice.

(Source: kikeduh)


"Nail him like an asian nails an SAT."

-Me giving advice to a friend

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2 notes | reblog | 1 year ago