Nothing I love more than my Big Floral Rideable Cupcake
I put a shuffle button in my tumblr. Now it’s just like an Ipod. almost 95% of what comes up I hate it lol. Feel free to use it :P
I post Funny picture- 10 notes
Some posts random Pinapple picture- 68,750 notes
I have no idea what the fuck this is, but rebbloging anyways
Like first she takes this really weird pics of her and now this, that girl needs to 180° her life
"I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me… indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities… before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.
Are you gonna slap me now?"
Me: *Rolls eyes*
Dad: And My wife. Who else is better friend than my wife *types my mom's name*
Me: Dad, you can only add her if she has a Facebook account, you can't just type her name and expect her pic to appear out of nowhere.
All because of some stupid "Win a million dollars" contest.
I liked to thank my Laptop and my Ipod for sticking with me for more than 4 years. I would also like to thank
- My friends
- My other friends that are not friends but since you don’t want to sound rude you call them “friend”s
- that friend
- that one bitch
- My dog
- My granma’s dog
- My ex’s dog
- That dog across the street
- That that that’s not that but that that is actually a dog
- Every single porn tab I’ve open since I got here
- UPR libraries for being so “nice” to us when we use tumblr
- "We were all rooting for you! I was rooting for you! How dare you!"
- and Oprah
some gifs I have save over these years:
ay no kiero maybe later
You may now continue with ur regular stuff
1. Seduce guy in any place
2. Open Legs.
4. Repeat 3 till you’re tired.
Told you they were great advice.
"Nail him like an asian nails an SAT."-Me giving advice to a friend