My father fell for a scam and now he made a facebook

Dad: Well I'm gonna put God as a friend. *adds some random guy with the name God*
Me: *Rolls eyes*
Dad: And My wife. Who else is better friend than my wife *types my mom's name*
Me: Dad, you can only add her if she has a Facebook account, you can't just type her name and expect her pic to appear out of nowhere.
All because of some stupid "Win a million dollars" contest.

4 days ago

So 2 major events happened today

• Boston Explosion
• Facebook timeline change

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CONSEJO

Si eres un familiar mio que nama me ve como 1 vez al año y empiezas a dar tu opinion de MI vida cuando yo no te lo pedi, no te sorprendas cuando te de una manda pal carajo! -__-

Algo que odio mucho son personas que me dan consejo (cuando no lo pedi) pensando que soy un pendejito. Mera cabron! Yo casi tengo 21 años tu no crees que yo ya puedo identificar lo malo y lo bueno (ya mas yo que tengo casi A de promedio en la universidad) en serio que ni se molesten en llamarme pa mi cumpleaños que lo primero que are es colgarle en la cara.

1 month ago

THIS IS KINDA STALKERISH Facebook

4 months ago

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he’s doing it right

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a-vaudeville-tragedy:

Porn on Facebook? What is this world coming to. I guess I’ll have to stick with Tumblr.

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